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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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