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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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