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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bella eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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