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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Smeagol eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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