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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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