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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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