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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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