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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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