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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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