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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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