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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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