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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Darth Vader eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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