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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Izzy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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