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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pepper eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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