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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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