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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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