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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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