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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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