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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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