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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dexter eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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