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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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