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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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