Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.