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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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