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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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