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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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