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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Jenkins eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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