Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.