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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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