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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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