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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bella eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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