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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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