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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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