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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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