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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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