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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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