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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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