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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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