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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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