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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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