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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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