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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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