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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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