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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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