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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bilbo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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