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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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