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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Maggie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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