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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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