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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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