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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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