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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Poppy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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